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The Buyanov-Klean-Vacuum

The Buyanov-Klean-Vacuum is a 100% 103% scientific phenomenon discovered by our scientists while tracking market data of tarkov. It is named after 21st century netcode enthusiast Buyanov and twitch warlord Klean. The effect of the BK-vacuum is a shutdown of playerbase after patch confirmations are passed down from the buyanov. It causes sudden loss of purpose because everything is getting wiped.


Units of measurement

Klean (Kl)
1 Kl = 6 days
Average time for a patch to hit after Klean says soon.



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